Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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