its not stalking. its research.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
