420 ftw
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I know her cup size but not her name....
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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