I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Houston, we have a squirter
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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