Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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