nut hugger
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Pants are for mortals
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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