Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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