So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
