one might say we're banned from that church
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
so much tequila, so little girl.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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