Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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