her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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