if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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