So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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