whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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