The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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