3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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