Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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