perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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