Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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