so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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