i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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