Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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