We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Farmville is her only friend.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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