never play flip cup with pint glasses
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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