just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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