who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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