just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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