Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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