I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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