Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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