I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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