i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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