We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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