just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm really busy with my period
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