I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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