My hand turned me down
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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