I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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