This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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