I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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