sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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