Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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