Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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