I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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