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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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