Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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