After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm at about main and main street
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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