Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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