even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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