I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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