Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My liver just had a heart attack.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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