hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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