D3 body, D1 cock
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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