Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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